Tonight you have a hot date.You've maybe seen this boy a few times before, or perhaps you barely know this boy after the one date you had last week. He seems to really be into you, and you know that no matter where things go one thing is for certain - you very much want him to seduce you tonight.
After all, he has not seen the "lucky you" along the inside of the zipper of your favorite backside flattering jeans. And you would very much like for him to see this (not to mention whats underneath..) You've tried to be coy. A low cut dress here, a calculated brush of the hand there, even the outright flirtatious remarks, but he's just not biting at the bait! Sure, maybe you've made out, but despite your additional hints he hasn't tried to get into your pants yet. And you DEFINITELY want in his.
It's time to bring in the big guns. It's time for him to seduce you NOW. No more Miss Coy. It is time to serve that boy up some drinks that will hopefully help him relax just enough to notice that you're wearing that extra low-cut top for a reason.
Here are a few surefire cocktail recipes that will insure "lucky you" makes an appearance tonight...
The Margarita
2 parts tequila
1 part Triple Sec
½ part lime juice
Kosher Salt
Prepare fresh lime juice ahead of time by juicing 8-10 limes.
Salt the rim of a glass and fill with ice. Place Margarita ingredients in a shaker with ice and shake until too cold to hold. Pour into salted glass and enjoy as your man feels the fun flirtations of this classic party drink.
The Caribou Lou
1 ½ parts 151 proof Rum
1 part Malibu® Coconut Rum
5 parts pineapple juice
Stir ingredients together in a highball glass, add ice, serve. The exotic coconut and pineapple in this drink are reminiscent of a sexy beach vacation and should have him running his hands over you as if he were rubbing in tanning lotion. If his hand hasn't made its way to your zipper yet, then we're gonna have to bring out the big guns....
The Throw Me Against the Wall
2 shots of Whiskey
Ginger Ale
Lime Juice
Grab a lo-ball glass and fill with ice. Add whiskey, top off with ginger ale, and add a generous squeeze of lime juice. Stir. Then enjoy the feeling of your back slamming into the wall as he grabs your ass and lifts you off the ground to have you wrap your legs around his waist. The good part has just begun... you ready?
The We Won't Remember This in the Morning
1 Liter of Vodka
Bottle of Orange Juice
Take two shot glasses, pour shots of vodka, drink, chase with OJ, and repeat. For a sexy twist, make it a body shot. Keep in mind, you may not remember the sex in the morning... perhaps that's the perfect excuse for round two?
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